WELL WELL WELL… I don’t mean to brag but this oatmeal is HEAVENLY. Like straight up, I will have “Straw-buh-buh-buh-buh-berry Shortcake” going through my head for the rest of the day. Not only is this mason jar absolutely delicious, BUT it is also packed with protein and fiber. In the wise words of Tanya Zuckerbrot, “Protein and …
GUYS. I’M ON FREAKING CLOUD NINE. Let me lay out the scene for you. It’s 8:32 PM in NYC to be exact. I’m sitting across from the Whole Foods in Union Square Park. The sun is setting, musicians are playing music, I have a taco salad in my stomach, and I am relaxing after my …
HELLO PARTY PEOPLE!! I’m currently flying from O’Hare to Laguardia. I am STILL in disbelief that I’ll be living in the Big Apple this summer… OR should I say the Big Kale.. HA. HA. I tried… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ve been spending too much time with the old man; my dad jokes have been on FUEGO lately… …
HELLO MAMACITAS!! In JUST few short days – 4 to be exact, but who’s counting?? – I will be sipping on a Cosmopolitan in one hand and a watermelon martini in the other hand as I celebrate my 21st birthday at the Kit Kat Lounge. ( The dinner package includes two martinis 😉 ) …
There are only THREE more days until my 21st birthday and lemme just tell you, I’m ready for that…. “CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE” *singing in Rhianna voice* I’m SO ready cake ( not referring to the drag queen’s cake ) that I make some Cake Batter Freezer Fudge to hold me off until then. I’ve …